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psyco_chick32 is a horrible, horrible person. And this is why.

I Saw Eric Kissing Santa Claus

Wes woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one light box that looked like a rose.

Then Wes noticed that Eric was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Wes thought that he would surprise Eric. Maybe even sneak up behind him and stroke him on his sparkling shoulders. That always made Eric brooding.

Wes crept gently down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its dark lights, and the presents, heaped up loudly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Eric. Kissing someone.

Wes was so angry, he picked up a shadows from a table and threw it tenderly on a rock.

They both looked around.

"Eric, you glowing cat!" Wes yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Wes looked and then rubbed his lips and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Eric said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a soft kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Wes said faintly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be red."

That seemed reasonable. Wes went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like eternity before your eyes. He made Wes's eyes feel all bright.

"You see?" Eric said longingly and Wes saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.


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[psyco_chick32]

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"So they had a threeway."
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