A Fandom Question

My Dear Fandom, I pose a question to you all:

What sort of rules would former Rangers come up with for their kids?

Both realistic and bizarre rules are allowed. Crazy/Funny backstories are encouraged!

And yes, I'm actually trying to accumulate suggestions for a list that will, in fact, exist later. And be mentioned more than once. As such, any and all suggestions would be appreciated. ♥